Mostly True Memoirs

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No Regrets
No regrets.
I made some ham and cheese sliders.
I ate two.
The Grown Son, on his way out the door, grabbed a few as well.
I got a phone call.
When my call was done, I went to wrap up the sandwiches to save for the rest of the family.
There were none.
What?
If I had two, and the Grown Son grabbed maybe three or four, there should be a whole lot left over.
The suspect?
A very large, very hairy, four-legged thief.
Who has no morals and no regrets.
And who loves to counter surf.
Blue denied everything, of course.
However, her claims of innocence were accompanied by lots of tail wagging and an ecstatic grin.
In the morning, she didn’t want her breakfast.
I’m certain her belly continued to be quite full of ham and cheese sliders.
She’s still not talking.
I’m still suspicious.
The mystery deepens…

Liz Brenner
Everyone has a story to tell.
Even you.
Especially you.