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Grump

Grump What a grump.

When I told Bob that today is National Curmudgeons Day, he said, “Whatever.”

Whatever?

Seriously?

That’s a response more appropriate to National Apathy Day.

Which is not today.

He’s been a grump-in-waiting for his entire life.

“C’mon,” I encouraged him, “You’ve worked so hard for this day. Don’t let it go to waste.”

GET OFF MY LAWN,” he snarled, brandishing his cereal spoon in rage.

It was a good try.

But the curmudgeon effect was spoiled because he was laughing.

He can try again next year.

Whatever.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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