Mostly True Memoirs
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Humblebragging!
Yeah, I’m humblebragging, but I won!
OK, I know, this is just a first-world problem.
But it’s more than that.
It’s a first-world, freakishly-small-woman problem.
The shopping carts at Winco are very deep.
Very, very deep.
They are so deep that sometimes I lose small items in the bottom of the cart.
I have to dive in head-first to get the stuff out.
At this store, you have to bag your own groceries.
If I’m wasting time fishing things out of the bottom of the cart, it’s going to slow down my bagging at the other end.
The people behind me get angry.
At least, I feel like they’re getting angry.
Today there was only one cashier.
And a very long line.
But I had loaded my items strategically into the cart so that I didn’t lose anything at the bottom.
Whew – I deserve some humblebragging this once!
Freakishly-Small-Woman 1, Winco Shopping Cart 0.
Liz Brenner
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