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I Had The Heebie Jeebies For No Good Reason

Heebie jeebies

I had the heebie jeebies.

All day long I felt a little tickle down the back of my arm.

It must be a hair.

But I couldn’t find it.

All day long I was swiping and smacking at myself.

But I couldn’t find the hair.

I was beginning to get the heebie jeebies, thinking it was a bug.

But there was no bug.

It was just an annoying, incessant tickle.

I changed my shirt, hoping that would solve the problem.

It did not solve the problem.

All day long I was distracted.

I had several zoom sessions, and I’m certain people thought I had lost my mind as they watched me flinch and squirm and slap myself.

I tried very, very, very hard to ignore it while I was on camera.

But I’m certain that someone must have witnessed my agony.

By the end of the day, I was feeling very Edgar-Allan-Poe-ish.

“And have I not told you that what you mistake for madness is but over-acuteness of the senses?”

“Almighty God! – no, no! They heard! – they suspected! – they knew! – they were making a mockery of my horror!- this I thought and this I think.”

“True! – nervous – very, very nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am mad?”

At any rate, the little tickle has stopped.

There are no bug bites.

Whew!

Nevermore.”

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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No Way, Never

No Way, Never

I’m Getting the Heebie Jeebies Just Thinking About It!

All my leggings are falling apart.

I’ve been wearing a brace on my leg since the knee injury.

Leggings are the only pants I can wear.

The brace is wearing holes in the fabric.

It’s summertime now.

I could wear shorts or a sundress to save the wear on the leggings.

But that would create a bigger problem.

Velcro.

On my skin.

Nope.

For the love of God, no.

Velcro must never touch my skin.

No way, never.

I’m getting the heebie jeebies just thinking about it.

My surgery hasn’t even happened yet.

I have a long summer of Velcro ahead of me.

I’ll just mend my worn-out leggings.

When this is all over, I’m going to burn my ragged, patched-up, old clothes.

Maybe I’ll burn the brace as well.

I never want to see Velcro again.