It’s not really a holiday celebration unless something in the house decides to fall apart at the worst possible moment.
This year’s featured catastrophe?
A door.
A very important door.
The fire door between the garage and the house.
You know, the one that’s supposed to protect us, not trap us.
The Doorknob That Refused to Participate
The door was jammed.
It was stuck shut.
We couldn’t open it from either side.
This was not exactly the festive vibe we were going for.
We tried unscrewing the doorknob… nothing.
We tried taking the doorknob guts apart… still nothing.
The clear next step was to remove the door at the hinges.
Except…
It’s a fire door, which means it has a safety hinge that requires a special key.
A key we do not have.
A key that the long-ago previous homeowners did not leave behind.
A key that has apparently joined the Witness Protection Program with all the missing Tupperware lids.
The Mystery Pin and the Sticky-Outy Part
We spotted the real issue – a broken pin was blocking the latch mechanism (or, in highly technical terms, the sticky-outy part that was stuck inside the door frame).
It wouldn’t budge.
The only access was through the doorknob hole which didn’t provide enough room to get any tools in to unjam the latch.
The Holiday Language Was NOT In The Holiday Spirit
After many failed attempts and a whole lot of unfestive curse words, we finally pried out the old doorknob.