Mostly True Memoirs
I SHOULD NEVER TRY TO MULTITASK
I should never try to multitask.
I did several things at once.
And all of the things ended up wrecked.
Now I’m way behind in my schedule.
There’s only one thing to do at a time like this.
Blast some really, really, really, loud music.
This didn’t actually solve the problem.
But I listened to The Tractors.
At full volume.