Blue is a very good watchdog.
She barks at Amazon deliveries.
She barks at the neighbors’ carpools.
She barks at Mittens the Cat.
But somehow she missed the butter thief.
I had a stick of butter on the kitchen counter.
And then, all of a sudden, it was gone.
Wrapper and all.
Blue claims to know nothing about it.
On an entirely unrelated note, someone dumped the kitchen trash.
Blue, again, claims to know nothing about this suspicious turn of events.
She is excellent at monitoring external threats.
But internal investigations?
Not so much.
Currently, Blue has been placed on administrative leave.
Unpaid.
But with snacks.
Liz Brenner
Everyone has a story to tell.
Even you.
Especially you.
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