Mostly True Memoirs
A FIRST-WORLD PROBLEM
I cut my finger slicing vegetables.
It was a tiny cut.
But it hurt because it was the on the tip with all the nerve endings.
I pulled out my trusty superglue to seal up the wound.
Not so fast…
With all that superglue, my phone didn’t recognize my fingerprint.
I had to type in my password.
But the touch screen wouldn’t respond to my superglued finger.
I know, I know, I have nine other fingers.
But it was awkward.
My old-school solution created a first-world problem.