Mostly True Memoirs

WE DID IT AGAIN
Recently I gave some sage advice about NOT putting plastic dishes on the hot stove.
Apparently the Grown Son didn’t heed my advice.
I found a kind-of melted, disfigured plastic dish in the kitchen.
Apparently he caught it before it completely melted.
It was the plastic microwave dish cover.
Like a moth to a flame, this thing just keeps landing on the hot stove.
Luckily they are cheap at Target.
I need a new one.
Maybe I’ll buy two.
Just in case.