Mostly True Memoirs
SURVIVING THE QUARANTINE
I am so glad that my kids are grown.
I would not be surviving the quarantine if they were small.
One of them is perpetually cranky.
And the other is perpetually bouncy.
It’s not a good quarantine combo.
I feel bad for the stuck-at-home parents.
But there’s nothing I can do about that.
Because, you know, social distancing…