Mostly True Memoirs
A BUDDING COMEDIAN IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
At intervals along the sidewalk in my neighborhood, a kid had written jokes in chalk.
At first I didn’t pay any attention.
But then I started to read them, and they were funny.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
I had to take a second lap around the block to read the ones I had missed.
Great job, Kid!
We’ve got a budding comedian in the neighborhood.
Now I expect to be entertained for the rest of the quarantine.