Mostly True Memoirs
I had words with the Grown Son about housekeeping standards.
He shared his own wise household hints with me.
Apparently his short stint in a bachelor apartment has made him an expert.
I very politely reminded him that he is in my home.
And we will be keeping house up to my standards.
I may have been slightly more harsh than “very polite.”
We reached an amicable compromise.
We’ll do it my way.