Mostly True Memoirs
The fire pit is complete.
No one is selling patio furniture this year.
We have plenty of beach chairs, but Bob won’t let us use them.
They have pointy feet which will dig holes into the surface of the Hell Hole.
The surface that he labored to make level.
Bob might have to build us some Adirondack chairs.
With wide feet.
So we won’t ruin the surface of our Hell Hole.