Mostly True Memoirs

What a Disappointment – We Can’t Have our NYE Bonfire!
What a disappointment!
It’s pouring rain today, and it’s expected to rain all night.
I guess we won’t have our NYE bonfire after all.
Which may be just as well.
Bob said, at our last bonfire, that he saw a rat in the woodpile on the corner of our property.
Say what?
A rat?
That’s it, I’m leaving home.
I’m outta here.
Bob laughed and said there is always a rat in any woodpile.
Yeah, nah, I’ll pass.
That Hell Hole has just gotten a whole lot Hell Hole-ier.
Rats – ewww.