Mostly True Memoirs
What Would Elaine Do?
Shocked, a woman at the grocery store gasped at the price of eggs.
Seriously?
Has she been living under a rock?
The rest of us have been shocked for months.
Eggs used to be a cheap go-to meal.
These days, however, the cost of a carton is outrageous.
I’ve taken to channeling my inner Seinfeld when I’m cooking.
“Is this eggworthy?” I often ask myself, wondering WWED.
What Would Elaine Do?
I’ll have to rewatch that episode and consult her checklist.
Those eggs are going to have to convince me they’re eggworthy.