Mostly True Memoirs
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The Jokes Just Wrote Themselves
We used the Shop Vac to clean up a mess.
But then something got lodged in the hose.
We used a broomstick to poke the mess out.
And broke the end of the broomstick.
We had to do an emergency surgery.
It was not as simple as it appeared to be.
The blockage was really lodged in there.
Bob, the Shop-Vac Surgeon, did not appreciate my colonoscopy humor.
At least not in the midst of the delicate procedure.
Once the patient was successfully cleaned out, he laughed.
As he should.
I mean, come on, this time the jokes just wrote themselves.
Everyone has a story to tell.