Mostly True Memoirs

SAGE ADVICE

I had a birthday this week.

I am older and wiser.

I am now in a position to offer sage advice.

Here it is –

Don’t ever place a plastic dish

on a pre-heated cast-iron griddle

and then busy yourself with other things.

You will regret it.

The smell will scar your brain.

For life.

I’m not saying that I actually did this incredibly stupid thing.

I’m just offering some sage words of wisdom…

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