PONDERING MY LIFE CHOICES
I took a Buzzfeed quiz to see what kind of Girl Scout cookie I am.
I got Shortbread.
That’s the most boring, bland, dull cookie in the bunch.
“Well, yeah,” said the Grown Son, with a dagger to my heart.
He suggested that I retake the quiz from the perspective of an underaged party girl who has just slammed a couple of beer bongs.
I got Caramel Delight.
Apparently my alter ego is a more colorful cookie than I am.
I am going to spend the rest of the weekend pondering my life choices.