I was speaking with a friend the other day, a friend whose name is Liar.
He told me that he had been to the County Fair.
He had eaten an objectionable type of drumstick.
And some corn dipped in an equally horrifying type of butter.
I didn’t believe a word he said.
This guy is known to be a teller of tall tales.
I’m 99% certain it was all lies.
But what if it was the truth?
Do they really sell these disturbing kinds of foods?
It’s the fair, after all, and anything is possible.
I guess I’ll have to take myself to the Texas State Fair when it opens.
I’ll have to see for myself what kind of horrifying offerings are on the Fair Food Circuit.
And then I will say to my friend, a la Will Ferrell,
“Your name is Liar…”