Mostly True Memoirs
MY POOR LITTLE DOG
My poor little dog.
She’s never been accused of being bright.
We got a new doggie door that makes a little whooshing noise.
This scares the daylights out of the poor little doggo.
It took us ages to train her to actually use the door.
Today something has spooked her, and she’s afraid of it all over again.
She just got groomed.
She had a significant amount of fluff removed.
She has no more padding.
I think that the door is hitting her a$$ on the way out.
I guess that would spook anyone.