Mostly True Memoirs

MOUSE MEAT
Oh goodness.
Today I had some extra time in class.
So I asked my online English student what I foods I would eat if I visited his tiny, remote village.
I expected to hear about noodles and seafood.
He proudly recommended his mother’s mouse meat.
Um, what? Excuse me?
I asked him to write it in the chat box, just to make sure I heard him correctly.
I heard right.
Mouse meat.
Yeah, no.