Mostly True Memoirs

I’M ON STAYCATION
I informed the Grown Son that when Dad is out of town, I am on Staycation.
I don’t cook or shop.
I’m quite happy to eat toast and fruit for dinner.
The Grown Son was very concerned.
What will he eat?
I informed him that there was cooked taco meat in the freezer.
He rummaged around until he found it, and then he objected.
Because it was frozen.
Excuse me?
What did he think he was going to find in the freezer?
A hot meal?
That reminds me…
I need to add some wine to my toast and fruit dinner.