Mostly True Memoirs

SPELLING IS IMPORTANT
My neighbor just posted a notice that they are missing their dog bowels.
They had been on the front porch, but now they are gone.
Has anyone seen their dog bowels?
Oh goodness.
I do want to be neighborly, but I really don’t want anything to do with their dog bowels.
Sigh…
Spelling is important.
Proofread, people.
Please proofread.