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Spelling is Important

Spelling is important

SPELLING IS IMPORTANT

My neighbor just posted a notice that they are missing their dog bowels.

They had been on the front porch, but now they are gone.

Has anyone seen their dog bowels?

Oh goodness.

I do want to be neighborly, but I really don’t want anything to do with their dog bowels.

Sigh…

Spelling is important.

Proofread, people.

Please proofread.

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Mostly True Memoirs

National Slap Your Annoying Coworker Day

National Slap Your Annoying Coworker Day

NATIONAL SLAP YOUR ANNOYING COWORKER DAY

Today, October 23, is National Slap Your Annoying Coworker Day.

I saw it online so it has to be true.

What a great concept!

Unfortunately, I work alone.

Big sigh.

I’m feeling the FOMO now.

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A New Tradition

A new tradition

A NEW TRADITION

The Grown Son has a new tradition.

Every weekend he sets up all the TVs in the living room.

So he can watch All The Games.

At once.

It’s a nice arrangement.

With a little Buffalo chicken dip and some guacamole, it’s like a sports bar.

But with pajamas.

The only problem is the extension cords that are set up across the doorway.

Me:  You have to move these. I’m going to fall on my face.

Grown Son: *Eyes glued to the TV* So be more careful.

Me: *Tripping again* *That’s not gonna happen.*

I need a new approach.

Me: When I go down, I’m taking all these TVs with me.

Grown Son: *Immediately gets up and moves the extension cords to a safer location.*

Me: *Smug* *I won.*