Mostly True Memoirs
HOPING FOR A TEXAS-SIZED MIRACLE
I have discovered, much to my crushing disappointment, that the dentists in Texas use the same screechy power tools that they use in California.
I was hoping for some kind of Texas-sized miracle.
That miracle did not materialize.
Luckily, my dentist is kind and patient.
If you feel a disturbance in the force this afternoon, don’t worry.
It’s just me at the dentist, freaking out over the screechy power tools.