Mostly True Memoirs
A CAR CHASE ON TV
There was a car chase on TV.
Everyone in DFW is talking about it.
It was kind of cute.
At least by LA standards.
The suspect appeared to be very polite.
He paused at all of the intersections.
He avoided hitting any other vehicles or structures.
He was very careful, during his off-road segments, not to damage his car.
You never see that kind of consideration in LA car chases.
When he finally stopped and got out of the car, though, he tried to run.
HAHA – nope, that’s not gonna happen.
He got sacked.
This was only mildly entertaining.