Mostly True Memoirs

SPRING IS TORNADO SEASON
Spring is tornado season.
I was stocking up on emergency supplies.
Which got me to thinking…
Would our shelter, an interior bathroom, be called a panic room or a safe room?
I had to Google it.
It seemed, in the moment, to be much more urgent than any actual emergency.
It turns out that panic room and safe room mean the same thing.
An invulnernable shelter.
Well.
My mind is blown.