Mostly True Memoirs
ANOTHER INCITING INCIDENT
I’m not hoarding.
I am trying to plan my groceries so I don’t have to go to the store so often.
I’m trying to stay ahead of the shopping.
This is why we have three opened jars of salsa.
Two opened bags of English muffins.
And several opened packages of cheese.
In the interest of not having to lift a finger, they put empty boxes back in the pantry.
And dishes with one bite remaining back in the fridge.
I may have found another inciting incident.