Mostly True Memoirs
IT WAS A MURDER HORNET
I got a bug bite on my ankle the other day.
I didn’t see what bit me.
But holy smokes, it HURT.
And it keeps getting worse.
It has turned into an itchy and painful rock-hard welt.
I think it was a murder hornet.
I’m certain it was a murder hornet.
And that’s the story I’m sticking with.