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It Was a Murder Hornet

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it was a murder hornet

IT WAS A MURDER HORNET

I got a bug bite on my ankle the other day.

I didn’t see what bit me.

But holy smokes, it HURT.

And it keeps getting worse.

It has turned into an itchy and painful rock-hard welt.

I think it was a murder hornet.

I’m certain it was a murder hornet.

And that’s the story I’m sticking with.

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