Mostly True Memoirs
Every day this week, rain has been predicted.
Every day this week, the weather has remained dry.
Today I finally decided to water my vegetable garden.
It can’t wait any longer for the rain.
It was when I approached the gate to access the hose that I saw it.
I stopped dead in my tracks.
I was horrified.
Rat poop!
On the fence!
Rats have touched the very fence that I have to touch to access the hose!
Ewww.
The Husband, however, was kind of happy.
Over the years, he has devised a fool-proof method for dealing with rats.
Bob is very proud of his disgusting achievement.
Whatever.
Just get rid of the rats.
Ewww.