Mostly True Memoirs

QUARANTINE GRADUATION HOOPLA
The Grown Son is a little annoyed at all of the quarantine graduation hoopla.
He didn’t want to go through his own graduation ceremony.
I forced the issue.
He participated grudgingly and only at my insistence.
And now he resents his missed opportunity.
If only he had graduated in a quarantine year…
Sorry, Kid.
I’ll check with your calendar when the next pandemic is unleashed.
Maybe we can work it into your schedule more favorably.