Mostly True Memoirs
BACK TO SCHOOL
I would not have survived going back to school with social distancing.
I’m so glad my kids are grown.
My kid is the one who would have constructed a six-foot-long device out of random objects and duct tape.
He would have poked at all of the other kids saying, “I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you.”
When I told him this, he burst out laughing and agreed that he would have done exactly that.
Then he constructed a six-foot-long poking device out of random objects and duct tape.
And he poked me.
It never ends.