Mostly True Memoirs
I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE EATEN THEM
I knew I shouldn’t have eaten them.
The Caramel Delight Girl Scout cookies.
Chocolate gives me a migraine.
But they were calling my name.
Like a siren song.
They lured me in.
And they were so delicious.
And coconut-y.
And caramel-y.
And chocolate-y.
Now I have a raging headache.
Have I learned any valuable life lessons from this experience?
No.
No, I have not.