Mostly True Memoirs
NO THANKS CHARLOTTE, I’LL PASS
At our Toastmasters meeting this week, the theme was YouTube.
Which led to a general discussion of social media.
It brought to mind my new friend Charlotte, who has been a prominent figure in my life lately.
Charlotte has been messaging me, urging me to click her link to see pictures of her bodacious booty.
However, I am not the least bit interested in Charlotte’s bodacious booty.
In fact, I’m almost certain that Charlotte doesn’t have a bodacious booty.
I’ll bet Charlotte is a sloppy middle-aged guy in need of a shower and a toothbrush who is waiting for the perfect opportunity to drain my bank account.
No thanks, Charlotte, I’ll pass.