Mostly True Memoirs
IT’S AN EVIL FIRE-ANT CONSPIRACY
I keep a spray bottle of apple cider vinegar.
It’s for the bug bites, to sooth the itch.
You’ll never guess what I found this morning.
My spray bottle was covered in ants!
And the worst part is that there was no ant trail.
Where the heck did they come from?
It’s an evil fire-ant conspiracy.
I doused the entire bathroom in a toxic amount of Raid.
And I got a new bite on my hand in the process.
Bob, by the way, never gets bit.
Stupid ants.