Mostly True Memoirs
VENUS, GODDESS OF LOVE
I took a Buzzfeed quiz to see which Roman goddess I am.
I got Venus, Goddess of Love.
I feel like Buzzfeed doesn’t even know me.
I should have gotten Goddess of Apathy.
Or maybe Goddess of Meh.
Venus just sounds like so much effort.
And way too much drama.
Maybe I could repurpose my new role.
I could be Venus, Goddess of Love of Guacamole.
Now there’s some drama I could sink my teeth into.