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Venus, Goddess of Love

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Venus, Goddess of Love

VENUS, GODDESS OF LOVE

I took a Buzzfeed quiz to see which Roman goddess I am.

I got Venus, Goddess of Love.

Seriously?

I feel like Buzzfeed doesn’t even know me.

I should have gotten Goddess of Apathy.

Or maybe Goddess of Meh.

Whatever.

Venus just sounds like so much effort.

And way too much drama.

Maybe I could repurpose my new role.

I could be Venus, Goddess of Love of Guacamole.

Now there’s some drama I could sink my teeth into.

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