Mostly True Memoirs

SHE IS A VERY ANGRY WOMAN
Today my English students talked about phobias.
Spiders.
Snakes.
Lightening.
The dark.
In every class, the students seemed to have similar fears.
Except for one man.
He stated that he is afraid of his wife.
She is a very angry woman.
To alleviate his fear, he drinks a lot of beer.
Well.
That escalated quickly.