Mostly True Memoirs

I WAS ONLY KIDDING
I swear, I was only kidding.
The Husband has never encased me in cement.
He’s never even threatened to encase me in cement.
The worst thing he has ever done is to roll his eyes at me.
Which is really, really, really annoying.
It makes me want to encase him in cement.
But I don’t know how to do it.
I would have to ask him to help me.
Actually, I would just sweet talk him into doing it himself.
He would probably say yes.
He always does.
But he would roll his eyes at me.
It’s a vicious cycle.