Mostly True Memoirs

“What the heck is this Tiger King thing I keep seeing?” The Husband asked.
I laughed and laughed and laughed.
I explained Tiger King to him.
“You really watched that?” he asked, surprised.
I watched one episode, and I’ve seen the memes.
That’s all I need to know.
He assured me that if I annoy him during this quarantine, he will play Tiger King at full volume.
Hey, that’s MY threat.