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I Took A Yoga Class

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I took a yoga class

I TOOK A YOGA CLASS

I took a yoga class online today.

Yoga made me realize a few new things about myself.

I learned that I am uncoordinated.

I learned that I have lousy balance.

I learned that I am impatient.

Yoga is so SLOW.

I found myself yelling at the screen, “Alright already, just move, move, MOVE!”

Yeah, I know, kinda like a drill sergeant.

My sister does yoga.

She is very good at it.

With no effort at all, she can fold herself into a lovely origami swan.

I have to admit, I did feel good after the class was done.

Maybe I’ll do it again.

However, I do need to be reasonable about this.

I’ll never achieve lovely origami swan status.

I need to set a more realistic goal.

Maybe I could strive for an origami drill sergeant.

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