Mostly True Memoirs

I TOOK A YOGA CLASS
I took a yoga class online today.
Yoga made me realize a few new things about myself.
I learned that I am uncoordinated.
I learned that I have lousy balance.
I learned that I am impatient.
Yoga is so SLOW.
I found myself yelling at the screen, “Alright already, just move, move, MOVE!”
Yeah, I know, kinda like a drill sergeant.
My sister does yoga.
She is very good at it.
With no effort at all, she can fold herself into a lovely origami swan.
I have to admit, I did feel good after the class was done.
Maybe I’ll do it again.
However, I do need to be reasonable about this.
I’ll never achieve lovely origami swan status.
I need to set a more realistic goal.
Maybe I could strive for an origami drill sergeant.