Mostly True Memoirs

THAT IS AN OUTRIGHT LIE
Socks.
Socks are the bane of my existence.
Women’s socks are labeled as one-size-fits-all.
That is an outright lie.
The one-size-fits-all sock is never small enough nor snug enough.
In the girl’s department socks have sizes, but the large size is 4-10.
Which is the same as the one-size-fits-all sock.
The medium size is 10-2.
Excuse me?
There is an unaccounted-for size that wants to wear socks that fit.
Too-big socks create a sock bump.
Which is a nightmare.
Too-small socks slide down and bunch up.
Which is a nightmare.
Is a 2-6 size range for socks too much to ask for?
Apparently it is too much to ask for.
Thank goodness for flip-flops.