Mostly True Memoirs
MAYBE NEXT TIME, KID
The Grown Son had a weird lesion on the back of his head.
I sent him to the dermatologist.
The doctor shaved a patch of his head to treat the area.
The Grown Son didn’t like the weird shaved bit so he give himself a buzz cut to even it out.
That’s when we discovered that the procedure had left a discolored spot on the back of his head.
It doesn’t hurt, and it’s getting better, so it’s all good.
It reminded me of the old Massive Headwound Harry skit on SNL.
The boys had never heard of it, so we had to watch it on YouTube.
The Grown Son was a little disappointed that his head wound isn’t nearly as impressive as Harry’s.
Maybe next time Kid, maybe next time.