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I’m An Idiot

I'm an idiot

I’M AN IDIOT

I’m an idiot.

We’re having beer-can chicken for our Father’s Day dinner.

I went to the store to buy all the fixings.

But I forgot beer in cans.

I got bottles.

I went back to the store this morning to get beer in a can.

Only to be reminded by the smug cashier that in Texas, you can’t buy beer before noon on a Sunday.

To clarify his point, the cashier made an announcement across the PA system to remind all of the other equally stupid shoppers that no one can buy beer before noon on a Sunday.

Yep, I got the message.

No beer before noon.

I spent $83.00 and didn’t get the one thing that I went to the store to buy.

Sigh.

I’ll have to make another trip out this afternoon.

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