Mostly True Memoirs
I’M AN IDIOT
I’m an idiot.
We’re having beer-can chicken for our Father’s Day dinner.
I went to the store to buy all the fixings.
But I forgot beer in cans.
I got bottles.
I went back to the store this morning to get beer in a can.
Only to be reminded by the smug cashier that in Texas, you can’t buy beer before noon on a Sunday.
To clarify his point, the cashier made an announcement across the PA system to remind all of the other equally stupid shoppers that no one can buy beer before noon on a Sunday.
Yep, I got the message.
No beer before noon.
I spent $83.00 and didn’t get the one thing that I went to the store to buy.
I’ll have to make another trip out this afternoon.