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I’m Innocent

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I'm Innocent

I’M INNOCENT

I keep a pile of brush in the side yard that I let sit in the sun.

When it’s dry, I crumble it into the compost.

However, we had a ton of rain in May.

Probably 10 inches or more.

Grass has grown like crazy over the brush pile.

Now it looks like a grave.

I really hope none of the neighbors goes missing before I can get that thing shredded up again.

A new crime scene, just in time for the new season of Bosch.

I didn’t do it, I swear.

I’m innocent.

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