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July has some crazy holidays

JULY HAS SOME CRAZY HOLIDAYS

July has some crazy holidays.

Today is National Kissing Day.

Which is a nice idea.

But tomorrow is National Dive Bar Day.

Aren’t these in the wrong order?

Once the kissing has started, the dive bar seems kind of unnecessary.

Moving right along, July 10 is Don’t Step on a Bee Day.

Seriously?

They need a special day for that?

I’ve been celebrating that holiday all my life.

I really think Don’t Step on a Bee Day should come first.

Because once you’ve stepped on that bee, there won’t be any dive bars on the agenda.

Or kissing either.

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