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Thanks for Nothing!

Mostly True Memoirs

Thanks for nothing!

THANKS FOR NOTHING! WHY DID YOU RAIN ON MY NEW-CAR PARADE?

We got the new car registered.

The letters are RCK.

I told Bob that it’s a shame his name isn’t Rick.

My car could have been named after him.

Bob laughed and told me to count my blessings.

At least it doesn’t start with a D.

Or a C.

Or an F.

Gee, thanks, Bob, thanks for nothing.

Why did you rain on my new-car parade?

Rick would never say a thing like that!

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