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Lifestyle

I’m An Idiot

I'm An Idiot

I’m an idiot.

We’re having beer-can chicken for our Father’s Day dinner.

I went to the store to buy all the fixings.

But I forgot beer in cans.

I got bottles.

I went back to the store this morning to get beer in a can.

Only to be reminded by the smug cashier that in Texas, you can’t buy beer before noon on a Sunday.

To clarify his point, the cashier made an announcement across the PA system to remind all of the other equally stupid shoppers that no one can buy beer before noon on a Sunday.

Yep, I got the message.

No beer before noon.

I spent $83.00 and didn’t get the one thing that I went to the store to buy.

Sigh.

I’ll have to make another trip out this afternoon.

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Family

My Baby is Turning 21

Turning 21

And just like that, my baby is turning 21.

On the one hand, it’s gone by in a flash.

On the other hand, the kid was born yakking, and he still hasn’t stopped talking.

I’m glad for the quarantine so he can’t go out and do Stupid Stuff with his friends.

He’ll get a steak dinner at home to celebrate.

Despite the chipmunk cheeks from his recent wisdom teeth removal, I’m sending him on a beer run.

Happy birthday, Kid.

You’ve grown into an amazing young man with an impressive work ethic and a very promising future.

I’m proud to be your mom