Mostly True Memoirs
We all know the first rule of Fight Club.
Which is really too bad.
There might have been a cage match between Toenails and Bamm Bamm.
Or maybe not.
There was a rumor that there was some delicious food.
Whiskey shots may or may not have been flowing.
And definitely, maybe, probably not, or certainly there was some heckling.
There’s really no way to be sure.
If you missed it, you’ll never know.
Because of that first rule.