Mostly True Memoirs
Your Ringtone Volume Is Too Loud!
My darling husband keeps his ringtone volume on high.
And his phone rings constantly.
All day long.
I swear, I have a heart attack every time that freaking alarm goes off.
I have asked him to turn it down.
After all, his phone is always with him.
It doesn’t need to be so loud.
He doesn’t even need sound at all.
It could stay on vibrate and he wouldn’t miss a call.
Sometimes I sneak in and turn it down.
He always turns it back up.
Today he got tired of my complaining.
He made an adjustment.
Now his phone quacks instead of rings.
Still at full volume.
Whatever happens next, I swear, it will be justified.
