Mostly True Memoirs
It’s a super easy solution! Just get your family to do your dirty work for you. All you have to do is scold them when they’re done.
I bought a roll of plastic wrap.
I hardly ever use it.
It’s a very wasteful product.
This one box should last me several years.
Unless I just chuck it now.
The package is wonky.
There were only a couple of boxes left in the store.
And they were all crushed.
I had no choice but to buy a bent box.
Every time I use it, the whole roll pops out and gets twisted.
I’m tempted to chuck the entire thing into the garbage.
But I can’t because that would be very wasteful.
I’m hoping that one of my guys will lose their temper and throw it out.
That would spare me the personal guilt of being wasteful.
It would also spare me the aggravation of the wonky plastic wrap box.
As an additional delightful bonus, I could scold them on the sins being wasteful.
Of course, I will wait until after trash day to deliver that sanctimonious reprimand.
Now we wait.
It’s a super easy solution!